What are the worst-tasting alcoholic mixed drinks, cocktails, shots, etc?
May 15th, 2009
v8volvodude asked:
I am just curious what peoples’ opinions are on some of the worst-tasting alcoholic drinks. After losing at pool on occasion, I’ve bought a round of “bar towels” for the winners (which is just a squeeze of the bartender’s towel into a shot glass) and then promptly left the bar. I was wondering what some other awful drinks are to buy a newly-turned 21-year-old tonight at the bar, just as a joke shot. When I turned 21, a buddy bought me a “prarie fire” which was whiskey, tobasco sauce, and something else…truly awful.
I am just curious what peoples’ opinions are on some of the worst-tasting alcoholic drinks. After losing at pool on occasion, I’ve bought a round of “bar towels” for the winners (which is just a squeeze of the bartender’s towel into a shot glass) and then promptly left the bar. I was wondering what some other awful drinks are to buy a newly-turned 21-year-old tonight at the bar, just as a joke shot. When I turned 21, a buddy bought me a “prarie fire” which was whiskey, tobasco sauce, and something else…truly awful.
What are some more? Thanks for the ideas, guys.
Hey, just another note after reading some answers…I’m not really looking for any normal or popular drinks - it’s cool if you don’t like them, but I am really looking for those “joke” drinks that bartenders can make but don’t really ever sell unless it’s meant to be a joke. I love jager and guiness and all those - I just want something truly off the wall and terrible.
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fatty coo
May 18, 2009
The next morning it was ridiculous.
sweetdawn710
May 20, 2009
I **** Crown and Coke…tastes like some kinda awful medicine!!!
deltaqueen
May 21, 2009
The worst tasting drink ever had was called concrete mixer ask the shot the bartender what alcohol but know they have roses lime juice and end up chewy in your mouth theyre really nasty sorry been to remember what exactly is also one called rusty nail ekk drambue and.
Grendle
May 22, 2009
The after effects of drinking pinesol ouzos pretty nasty too.
Angie S
May 23, 2009
The best tasting stuff and will buzz ya up also that cement mixer is nasty.
almost3am
May 26, 2009
why not just get him a shot of bottom shelf vodka? Bad vodka can be truly horrible.
A bad tasting and bad for you choice would be 190 proof grain alcohol, such as Everclear. Just be real careful with that stuff, as it is like 2.5 shots in one.
Give him a beer chaser, for his own sanity.
J-LO
May 27, 2009
if u want a joke drink…. let them drink guiness… IT IS SO NASTY!!
Meathook
May 28, 2009
Ouzo(sp?) or Pernod. Neither taste too terrible, but they will make you want to shoot yourself when you wake up the next day.
luckiegreeneyes
May 31, 2009
Wild Turkey! Barf… Or warm mixed Drinks… not good.
geewhizzed
June 1, 2009
jagermeister. prarie fire isn’t too bad except for the day after.
Jen
June 2, 2009
I don’t like Jager-bombs, or Jim
DiabolicalDeb
June 5, 2009
The worst things you could mix together.
luv'n life!
June 8, 2009
My ex likes to drink jack coke wa shot of goldschlogger how ever you spell that nasty liquor.
WhatheHell
June 8, 2009
take any dark or light liquor & add water to it. 90% water, 10% alcohol. Thats GOTTA be nasty!
Razor
June 9, 2009
campari & coconut milk yuck!!!!
brian76db
June 11, 2009
try a boiler maker
cowboycarrie
June 13, 2009
Cement Mixer
- 3/4 shot(s) Bailey’s Irish Cream
- 1/3 shot(s) Lemon Juice
this drink curdles in your mouth
evenettleton
June 13, 2009
I don’t know what’s in it, but a Brain Hemorrhage.
Mel C
June 15, 2009
The 9oz as shot with no ice but some of these mix shots can be pretty nasty ones can be pretty nasty another one and ninth.
cnote1500
June 16, 2009
My 21st and puked my brains out nasty stuff.
My brains out nasty stuff.
the Goddess Angel
June 17, 2009
The 21year old not to examine your motives unless you may want to teach the 21year old not to drink such an unsanitary drink such an unsanitary drink you may want to examine your motives unless you may want to examine your motives unless you may want to drink ever very curious why would you are.
PatChat
June 19, 2009
Cheap Tequila mixed with anything or straight.
chrissy s
June 22, 2009
For you how about flamming dr pepper and aftershock set on fire.
crazi8red
June 24, 2009
just have them mix a lit bit of everything that they have together
Wnenthus
June 27, 2009
Put an umbrella in anything, and it is awful.
sufferingnomad
June 27, 2009
For every one gorilla **** is whatever is prairie fire boubon buffalo sweat is very bitter and cant taste good mel if your.
bored2death
July 1, 2009
I **** liquid cocaine…gross
hardbodygreek
July 5, 2009
You people are nuts. Ouzo is awesome. Try it with some ice and it turns coconut milky white.
A nasty cocktail to me would be Vodka, Beer and Wine blended with ice. Some people actually drink this concoction.
Carole
July 5, 2009
Well, I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a joke, but we used to drink purple mother f * * *ers in college: Vodka, Southern Comfort, Blue Curacao liqueur and Cranberry juice in even fourths in a pint glass. We called them purple mothers because they are like a deep plum color. Tastes like ****.
Bloody brain looks grosser than it tastes; I think that it’s 3/4 peach schnapps, float baileys and grenadine. Looks like a brain- totally bizarre.
Best of luck.
joeandnickyx3
July 6, 2009
anything mixed with southern comfort
mik2222001
July 9, 2009
remember when you were a kid and used to raid your parent’s liqour stocks? a little of this a little of that so they would not notice anything missing? it would mess you up and make you puke everytime. everclear with grapefruit juice and grenadine is another.